I WORK AT PENCILS: Going "Pencil"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Going "Pencil"

Next person who comes to the checkout screaming into his cellphone is going to get a pencil (a #2 Ticonderoga for symbolic reasons) rammed into his/her eye socket.

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Mission Statement

I don't have a MBA from Harvard nor did I attend the Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania. In fact, I barely graduated from high school, but I would like to meet the genius at PENCILS who came up with this business plan: Sell laptop computers and other high-end merchandise below cost to generate floor traffic, then rely on low paid, part-time employees to sell customers crap they don't need (expensive anti-virus software, Microsoft products, 3 Year Extended Service Plans and other add-ons) in hopes of generating a profit. These are my stories.